Sydney is rapidly running out of water.  Consumption has increased dramatically in certain areas of the City.  For example, domestic consumption in the Northern Beaches and surrounding areas has rocketed just this week.

Sydney Water was at a loss to explain the sudden change until they heard that Cathy Kerr and Nadia Piave had conducted a Vocal Workshop in the area on September 25th.

A spokesman said “Nadia and Cathy persistently tell attendees to practice in the shower.  We understand that the exercises given can take rather longer than most showers for the purposes of washing.  After completing the exercises going up the musical scale, most people then follow up with downwards exercises, then find that they make up their own exercises for good measure.

“We are in the process of developing a virtual shower, giving consumers the feeling and sound of being in the shower without actually running the water.  That way, choristers will be able to practice all day long if they want to without affecting the water supply.”

A spokesman for the Manly Warringah Choir was unavailable for comment.